I'm not 100% sure but I'd say uke with a chance of being seke, I'm definitely not a total seme though.
Actually yes, I play the drums.
Yes, I think so.
I once stuck my dick in a peanut butter jar.
And I've also stuck it in my stuffed teddy bear.
Those count as weird right? If not then I guess the answer is no.
Thanks for the questions guys, if you've got anymore don't hesitate to ask.